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Jul 27, 2014 / 76,278 notes

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

(via cumfort)

Jul 27, 2014 / 1,073 notes
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hanukkahlewinsky:

when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it

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(via lovely-despair)

Jul 27, 2014 / 488 notes

(via youre-a-lie)

Jul 27, 2014 / 11,188 notes
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gailsimone:

lawebloca:

Friends

I almost died just now.

(via stabbingsmiles)

Jul 27, 2014 / 2,381 notes

notmoose-winchester:

"911 What is your emergency?"
“D-“
“Ma’am, we cannot do anything about Dean Winchester attacking his brother.”

(via castiel-has-the-police-box)

Jul 27, 2014 / 741,838 notes
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
Jul 25, 2014 / 189,364 notes

(via marcusbutler)

Jul 24, 2014 / 505,212 notes

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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(via cerulean-warbler)